nothingbutflawless:

I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

Did you mean: a fictional idealised concept of a girl made up of all the things you vaguely wish you were giving you an impossible goal to aspire to and making you feel bad when you turn out to be human and therefore unable to reach that goal.

Because the girl being described here does not actually exist in the real world. As long as you’re human you won’t ever be perfect. So like if you’re gonna aspire to be something impossible and beat yourself up about not managing, you might as well make it something cool like a dragon or something.

A speedpaint (1.5 hours) of the last Captain Swan kiss, including progress shots because yes it is a freehand painting. Bonus gif:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

Mr is short for “master” and Mrs is short for “mistress”. So basically male and female forms of the same title.

thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo:

Irish people taste American snacks

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

kelsium:

You can tell a girl she’s smart her whole life, encourage her in school, buy her a chemistry set, send her to math camp, help her apply for college scholarships in STEM fields, and she’s still eventually going to walk into a classroom, a lab, or a job interview and have some man dismiss her existence, deny her funding, pass her over for a promotion, or take credit for her work. How about you work on getting those assholes out of power and quit telling me not to call girls pretty.

Wait, wait. Are those two things - working to get those assholes out of power, and not calling girls pretty - mutually exclusive now? Because the way I see it, they’re very closely linked.

If you tell a girl she’s smart and encourage her and build her self-confidence (which, by the way, does not revolve around maths and science alone, but that’s another topic) and make sure that she never feels second place just because she’s a girl and put the focus on her abilities and character rather than her looks, here’s what’ll happen.

When a man belittles her, she will laugh at him and belittle him right back. When a man tries to hurt her she will not try to placate him or get evasive because she’s been drilled to be “ladylike”, she will hurt him right back. When a man denies her funding or passes her over for a promotion, she will know that it’s because he’s a misogynistic asshole and it won’t make her question her own worth, because she’s been assured of her own worth her whole life. She will work harder, look for alternatives, and fight until she gets what she wants. She will prove them wrong and she will be one of the people who gets “those assholes” out of power.

(If you’re wondering how I know this, it’s because that’s how I was raised and that’s what I do.)

You don’t just get someone out of power. You’ve got to fight and then replace them. Who’s going to do that? People, women, with self-confidence who don’t put up with crap because they know they deserve better. Where exactly are these women supposed to come from if we keep telling little girls how pretty they are as if that’s the main point of a little girl’s existence?

It’s not an either-or-situation. That’s like saying “how about you work on getting those climate-destroying assholes out of power and stop telling me to recycle”. I mean what exactly is wrong with taking some amount of responsibility for the things you yourself can change?

archerofanarchy:

overheard possibly the greatest argument of the year on the bus into town this morning

i was sitting in front of a young couple and their daughter who looked like she was probably in Junior Infants, and she was driving a little toy car on the back of my seat and on the windows, having a grand time making beep beep noises and it was pretty cute

but her mother tried to take it off her at one point and said something like “where did you get that, what are you playing with that for, that’s a boy’s toy” and all of a sudden the father made an annoyed noise and said

"do you have to stick a cock in the ignition to get it to work?"

and she was like whAT, and he said “no? then it’s not a boy’s toy, leave her.” and the mother did a bit of protesting, i don’t remember exactly what she said but the dad was having none of it:

"all right if you take it away from her, i’m going to take your car away from you, and we’ll see how much you like driving a fucking Barbie to work tomorrow.”

my chest hurts from the amount of laughter i was holding in.

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)